Raygun Robyn

Brand new Jacket style!!! Tentacle design is on both front and back of jacket!
High quality Alternative Apparel fit fleece l/s zip up motorcycle jacket.
Features double-sided gunmetal zipper on front and 6” zipper at end of both sleeves.
Two inset pockets on front near bottom hem and one inset chest pocket on wearer’s left.
Single gunmetal snap tab closure at neck.
Now you can be a member of the Awesome club!

Available in Unisex sizes Small - XLarge. See em here in my Etsy Shop

The reign of Me Vs the World continues. In this report I rock Halloween and rearrange the house. My Halloween costume really came together! For those that don't know I was a Vault Dweller from "Fallout 3", one of the coolest video games in the galaxy. I had ordered this blue jumpsuit on Ebay months ago, but then dragged my heels working on it. I was hesitant as I didn't want to sew on the yellow stripe and number cuz I'm not the world's greatest seamstress. But then I had the idea of painting them on! That worked great and two coats later it was that much closer to my Vault Dweller dreams! I then distressed the jumpsuit by ripping holes in it, taking off a couple limbs and lighting it on fire! There's even real blood on it from when I sliced my finger open while cutting holes with a serated knife! FUN!





For accessories I painted a couple water/rayguns that I just HAPPENED to have on hand. Weird, right? They came out great and I had picked up some Harry Potter goggles at the Halloween store and repainted them as well. At one of the parties we went to that nite there was another woman wearing the same goggles, but mine were better. Take THAT, Amelia Earheart. I made holsters out of some vinyl I had around the house and a couple of plastic buckles I picked up at Michael's. The costume was great but really people, you need to get on the band wagon. Only a couple people knew who I was. Yes internet, I know you are smart, but you weren't there! Maybe I'll wear it to the grocery store. Always gotta be ready for the Apocalypse! I know I am!

So my camera is not that great, but you gotta work with what ya got so here are some MUCh better pics of the new Tentacle Hoodie that I posted last week. The contrast of the colors looks really great in person and the hood details really pop!

Brand new design up. The machines are coming for you. Will they spare you if you bow before them?

Check it out in the shop and all tees are now on sale and only $16 FRICKIN' BUCKS!

All Raygun Robyn shirts are now just $16!!!!!
Its the Halloween sale so snatch up yer scary shirts soon! And readymade baby shirts are just $10! Omg, I know right!?

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I'm not the biggest fan of haunted houses. I turn into a giggling twelve year old girl who screams at everything. Its kinda sad. But everyone else is immensely amused by it, so I go along. Last night we went to possibly the best haunted forest in the universe. Trust me, I'd know. It was a bit of a trek from Baltimore but WELL WORTH IT! Markoff's Haunted Forest in Poolesville, my hat is off to you. It was really more of a theme park with attractions and food vendors while you wait for your group to get called, along with a huge bonfire to keep ya toasty. The overall level of professionalism is really astounding and I can only imagine how many people work it, not only in the forest but overall.



Nothing like a spooky ass sunset to set the mood!


I assure you this was a fire dancer. There was a crew of them and they were pretty good. I can also almost guarantee you that they are DC goth kids. Gotta love em!



FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

So I don't have pics of anything actually scary. I was too busy screaming and running away. The actual forest is full of people with chainsaws running after you, different themed houses with horrible, horrible things waiting for you, and hallways that close in on you. At one point we were in a hallway that was just big enough to pass through and pitch black so you had to feel your way along. I was almost towards the end, feeling my way along when I felt a face. And then it growled at me. KUDOS!!!

Hoodies! Just in time for all this freakin' cold weather that's coming! My sample turned out great and the design is on both the front, back and details on the hood. Super soft American Apparel fleece hoodie. You know you want it! Check it out here!

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A limited number of premade baby shirts are on sale for ONLY $10!!!! Check em out now!

Need a place to keep your homework or laptop safe where the zombies can't find it? Just in time for Halloween and the release of Zombieland, its the Zombie Messenger bag!



These are great messenger bags, big enough for a laptop with zippered compartments and magnetic snap closure. Great for school or commuting.

The bag measures 16" x 11 1/2" x 4 3/4" and features adjustable cotton webbing shoulder strap with antique brass slider and d-ring; large flap with magnetic snap; exterior and interior zippered pockets; storage side pockets.

Check it out and more great stuff at the store!

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Look, I know I don't fit in. That's not news to me. Yes I am aware I have bright red hair, a schizophrenic fashion sense and visible tattoos. And do you know what?

How I look has absolutely no effect on how I perform my job function.

If YOU are distracted or offended by my presence, then turn around. Don't start a conversation with me. Ignore me. Give me dirty looks in the hallway. That has been working just fine until now. Yesterday morning I was told that I have to cover all of my tattoos. This includes my entire right arm and the backs of both legs. So all my limbs must be clothed to save the precious delicate eyes of the corporate world.

I have had the displeasure of working at many fine fascist companies that feel the need to dictate to their employees how to look. Those companies include Texas American Title, Levin Group and currently, Black and Decker. If I had ANYTHING to do with dealing with customers or portraying to the public the "image of the company", I would understand this discrimination a little bit more. And this is certainly discrimination. BUT I DON'T. While at all of these companies I have done nothing more than sit at my desk, all day, and work. I don't deal with customers, I rarely talk to coworkers except for clarification on my tasks. SO. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHAT I LOOK LIKE?! And I have even "toned it down" and still been told that yo, yer curvaceous body and wicked sick fashion sense is really making it difficult for me to finish this sales call/power point presentation/doughnut.

So. Now I feel no need to try to be pleasant at work. No smiles in the hallway. No salutations. No eye contact. You are all a bunch of assholes and I'm fucking sick of it. Go eat a dick.

"Twilight" sucks. You know it. I know it.

Black shirt with Silver Metallic Ink

Men's sizes Small - 2XL
Women's sizes Small - XL

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I found a cute new dress style that all you ladies will love! Its super soft, 100% cotton, tshirt dress with a slight boatneck neckline and 2 pockets. Its so comfy to wear and long enough to cover your badonk! Its currently available in Navy with the Tentacle design. There may be more colors coming in the future and possibly some other styles. Its available in Small to Xlarge and they fit great. I'm wearing a Medium and its not clingy and very flattering. Check it out in the store!

I took a brief hiatus recently to rest, travel and start a new job. I needed to organize everything before I could get back into stuff full swing. We are working on rearranging the house so that the basement will be ALL MINE!!! Its coming along but I think we will be motivated to finish once it starts to get cold and the need to go outside wanes. I posted the Distressed version of the Bartertown shirt up in the shop. You can pick your level of Beat Down and let me know. Ranges from a light smattering to "holy shit my face!"

I have some new designs brewing and they are gonna be sweat. I think they'll be ready in a week or two. I have to order new screens! How exciting! So stop by and check out all the phat lootz!!

Made some mods to my Bartertown shirt, you now have the option of getting it Distressed and rawked out!

Hand distressed, adding holes and various embellishments to make it look like you are an upstanding citizen of Bartertown!!
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Brand new design!!! Just posted it up in the shop. Who run Bartertown? You do. You. Do.
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ala Fryda. I think that's how I arrive in the morning

This is a rough guide on how to make the best chili in the universe. I don't really follow recipies, I think that you should add spices and ingredients as needed. Thus making me a TERRIBLE baker, but a KICK ASS cook. Just ask any of my friends lucky enough to have had a taste. This is how I make Chili and succeed at being AWESOME.

I usually use bison in my chili, its lower fat and cholesterol than turkey and more flavorful for just a fraction of the cost more. A little over a pound can make about 4-5 servings. Yum. I use one pot, cuz doing dishes sucks. I start with a pot, heat it up on medium-hi flame and sautee the meat until its cook and most of the water/juice/fatty goodness have evaporated.

Sometimes I use onions or mushrooms or other veggies. It is really up to you. This is a low carb recipie so no beans will be used, but by all means, add them if you want them! Sautee that shiznit!

I then add a can of tomatoes, usually with some sort of spice combo, pepers, onions, chilies, etc...

2 tablespoons of tomato paste. Helps to add flavor and thicken it up.

1 cup of broth, I use BEEF, but anything will work. Its just to add liquid so that you can add some flavor and cook it down to make it thick.

These are the base spices you want to use. I don't really measure..... so, figure it out. I add more, but I can't give away ALL my secrets, now can I?

While I'm doing all this I roast a giant head of garlic. YUM! Heat the oven up to 400-450, chop off the top of the head to expose all the cloves, drizzle olive oil, sprinkle with salt. Here I have used BACON SALT! Why? Cuz its AWESOME! Let bake/roast for 40-50 minutes, until the cloves are mushy and come out easily.

Mash em up a bit and add them to the chili.

The SECRET INGREDIENT!!! Bourbon is the best but dark beers work great too. Different beers will make the chili taste different, so try all kinds! I have!

There you have it. Now, this stupifying concoction must, MUST simmer for AT EAST 3 HOURS! Yeah, you heard me. This ain't small time. We're doing it right! I usually simmer covered for 3 hours so that all the flavors mix and then uncovered for another hour so that it thickens up. And really, once you put it all together it does the work for you, so put it on and then go watch a movie, or do your hair, or play video games. I do all of the above.

This is the finished product!!!

I top with shredded cheese and sour cream. Add some hot sauce if you're nuts (ANDREW) or anything else you crazy kids can come up with. Experiment, use different ingredients, but ultimately, this is the intended result....

Enjoy! And send me any comments you might have!

Artscape was GREAT this year. The weather was so much nicer this year, which makes it seem like the Apocalypse is coming. Usually its in the high 90's by this point in Baltimore but this year it has been rainy and cool. Dunno who's to thank for that, but, THANKS!! There were some wind issues which made it a bit stressful. My boothmate was a ceramicist and we had a couple scares with the wind almost knocking her stuff over. But we teamed up and saved the day! Best boothmate EVAH!!We were next to Martha Rotten who is super cute and makes the COOLEST jewelry and weird accessories. I bought a bird skull necklace from her that I LOVE!!

I almost lost my voice giving out High Fives, cuz you can't be tame about that. You gotta go all out!! And screaming over tiny little dogs in sweaters and strollers. I think those people are crazy but it makes me laugh like a hyena. I can't help it.

Thanks to all the people who picked up gear from me and took the time to talk to me!! You guys make it all worthwhile! And thanks to all my kick ass friends who helped me!!! You guys are the BEST!!! Props to Operation DRAGONFLY!! Check out more pics on my Flickr.